Jennifer Aniston -- Top 100 Women of 2009, Number 13
13. Jennifer Aniston
Speaking of signature haircuts, poor Jennifer Aniston spent the past year being dumped by John Mayer and Bradley Cooper. This is not good news for the millions of other women, who are neither as good-looking nor successful as Aniston, yet may be interested in a long-term relationship with John Mayer or Bradley Cooper.
Recently, Asylum rated the top 100 hottest women on the Internet, based solely on how many times the babe-loving general public enters an attractive lady's name into AOL's search box. (Because we believe this simple metric is the best way to measure true heat.) We've decided to highlight some of our favorites from the countdown again.
Jennifer Aniston -- Top 100 Women of 2009 ranked Number 13
Angelina Vs. Jennifer: The WWF version
What took them so long?
Porn giant Hustler is releasing their own take on the Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston feud in Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Angelina vs. Jennifer.
The movie claims to be every man's fantasy come to life by showing Angie and Jen going at it on the red carpet.
Sadie West, the woman playing the beloved Santa Angelina, looks more like the table flipping, screaming whore from Real Housewife of New Jersey, Teresa Giudice.
Watch the clip (below) for a HIGHlarious preview!
Jennifer Aniston In The Bounty Hunter Trailer
One of the movies that generated plenty of media attention this year, albeit for reasons related more to the stars in it than for the production itself, is “The Bounty Hunter,” starring the gorgeous Jennifer Aniston and the always charming and occasionally threatening Gerard Butler. The good news is that fans now also get a chance to see what the hubbub was all about as the first trailer for it is out, as EW’s PopWatch confirms.
“The Bounty Hunter” is directed by Andy Tennant, who also made the delicious romantic comedy “Hitch” with Will Smith
a few years ago and, from the looks of the trailer, it will be a blast for fans of the genre. Take two exes, husband and wife, put them in a situation where handcuffs and a visit to the police is required, add some car chases and explosions, and, of course, the chemistry between the two protagonists, and we have an A-class romcom.
This is generally how most movie critics have welcomed the release of this trailer, though there are some who see many similarities between “The Bounty Hunter” and Alicia Silverstone’s “Excess Baggage” (1997). Still, fans believe that Butler and Aniston have what it takes to make of this film a wonderful experience and, at the same time, to take it above the “average” threshold, both in terms of acting and of doing action scenes.
Gerard Butler, for one, has been having an extraordinary year, complete with various releases with varying degree of critical and commercial success (from the warmly received comedy “The Ugly Truth” to the almost overlooked thriller / action sci-fi “Gamer”). To cap it all off, the actor was awarded the International Star of the Year award by Variety magazine at the recent Dubai International Film Festival, as we also reported the other day.
Trainer: Jennifer Aniston Has 'Perfect' Body
Jennifer Aniston's yoga instructor opens up to "Extra" about the actress' "perfect" body.
"Jennifer Aniston is the poster child for health and wellness," says Mandy Ingber, who is working with Aniston to launch her DVD, Yogalosophy.
Aniston even taped an intro for the workout flick, saying, "Mandy has brought yoga into my life. This workout will change your body and your mind."
Ingber returns the compliment.
"Women look to her as the perfect blend... She's very natural. Who has a better body than Jennifer Aniston?" she asks.
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Ingber says she was "very surprised" Aniston was so into yoga.
"She is a very fast-paced person. I wasn't thinking that she was going to like yoga," Ingber tells "Extra." "And then it turned out that it really was something that she loved, and it worked to help her get her body where she wanted it."
Ingber says she "incorporates a lot of different things in to the yoga," during her training sessions with Aniston.
"We'll do cardiovascular work before the yoga, and then incorporate toning exercises with the poses," she explains.
For more details on Aniston's workout routine, tune in to "Extra" tonight!
Jennifer Crosses Her Legs To Show She Doesn't Welcome Any Dick
Jennifer Aniston is old, weathered, single because no one wants to have a relationship with her, despite her being famous, lipless but still worth f---king, because she’s clearly got an ego or something to prove to the world, you know that she can do better than she did when she got married to Brad Pitt and won’t settle for anyone less than someone of Brad Pitt caliber and she won’t uncross those legs for anyone but her 13 inch black dildo until that person come knocking without realizing that that person doesn’t exist anywhere but in her imagination…..er
Here she is doing her best Turkey Impression, keeping in the Holiday spirit, by showing off something I call the Turkey Neck.
Jennifer's Rare Bikini Pictures
I never get tired of seeing Jennifer Aniston’s hot cougar body in a bikini because let’s be honest, her face isn’t her best asset. Unfortunately, these pictures kind of suck since she is covering up her best ass-et making it difficult for me to judge. I need a little more somethin’ somethin’ to get the creative juices flowing. Let’s hope more pics are made available soon!
Jennifer Aniston is not choosy about guys
Jennifer Aniston Prefers Normal & Funny Guy To Date
It appeared that Jennifer Aniston is not choosy when it comes to men as she prefers a “normal” and “funny” guy.
The actress, who preciously linked to Hollywood actors, described her ideal man as a gentleman. She also explained that a guy should be a normal and nice guy. She also considered someone who is kind and funny.
Jennifer Aniston previously revealed that she’d be prepared to have a child through artificial insemination but it would not be her first choice though.
Angelina spread mean rumours about Jennifer
Los Angeles: Hollywood superstar Angelina Jolie spearheaded a smear campaign against her partner Brad Pitt's ex-wife Jennifer Aniston, claims a new book that promises to reveal the "untold story" behind Hollywood's 'It' couple.
Brangelina by Ian Harperlin claims that the 34-year-old Tomb Raider star who now raises a family of six with Hollywood heartthrob Pitt, waged "a mean-spirited but effective campaign" against Aniston, reported Us magazine.
Pitt had divorced the Friends star and soon went public with his relationship with Jolie, but she did not want to be called a "man-stealer" and began to plant press stories to put the onus of the split on Aniston, claims the book.
"Jolie and her camp, including her manager Geyer Kosinski and brother James Haven, planted press stories in 2005 that painted Aniston in a negative light.
Specifically? That Aniston firmly prioritised her career over starting a family which put her directly at odds with Pitt, who ached for kids," writes Harperlin.
"She was convinced that this is the story that would resonate with all these women who saw her as a man-stealer," the author added.
Jennifer Aniston catfights with Angelina Jolie?
Seems like Jennifer Aniston can’t get enough of her ex, Brad Pitt. According to reports, Jenni got trashed one night and decided to drunk-dial Mr. Pitt. Things, however, didn’t turn out the way she wanted them to. ‘She (Jen) called Brad’s cell, never imagining anyone but him would pick up. Jennifer was hoping for an intimate chat with Brad, and ended up tangling with Hurricane Angelina,’ a source tells The National Enquirer.
'When Jen heard Angie’s voice, she freaked out...Jen basically told Angie that she hated her, but Angelina fired back and warned Jen to stop calling Brad and harassing her,' added the insider.
What do YOU think? Are Angie and Jen really going at it or is this tipster simply saying a whole bunch of crock?
Jennifer Aniston to start TV Chat Show at OWN
LONDON - Jennifer Aniston is all set to return to TV alongside Oprah Winfrey.
The former ‘Friends’ star will help present a late-night live talk show on the talk show queen’s new channel OWN - Oprah Winfrey Network.
OWN will be launched in America in the spring and in Britain by the end of next year.
Aniston, 40, who stars in the current hit film ‘Love Happens’, will also co-produce the series.
Ever since Friends ended in 2004 Aniston has established herself as a Hollywood A-list leading lady in eight films, three of which have earned her 5million pounds.
However, her TV return will earn her only a fraction of that, says a source.
“Her salary is yet to be determined. She is doing this for one reason only; she absolutely wants to do it,” The Daily Express quoted the source as saying.
And it wasn’t Winfrey who lured Aniston into the project, but it was her friendship with Chelsea Handler, 34, an ex stand-up comic who has her own TV talk show, that prompted her to take it up.
An OWN source said: “Jen became fascinated with the format after spending time with Chelsea. When she saw Oprah she mentioned that it would be fun to do a chat show and Oprah seized the moment and suggested they front one together for her network.”
The insider added that, to start, “she and Oprah are thinking in terms of a once a week show.” (ANI)
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer in OK Mag Cover: Reconciled?
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer grabs the latest cover of OK! Magazine, that will hit the stands on Thursday. The magazine confirms that 'Your Body is a Wonderland' singer John Mayer and 'The Baster' actress Jennifer Aniston are back in each other's arms.
With a title: "Jen confirms, He's mine", the magazine revealed that Jennifer Aniston got John Mayer back by playing hard to get. The magazine's website wrote: "And after months of steamy, no-strings-attached hookups with gal pal Jennifer Aniston, the on-off pair have decided what they want to be to each other: full-time lovers!" I'm very curious on "Jennifer Aniston's baby plan revelation", sounds interesting!
There's something about Jennifer
How has a brilliant comic actress managed to star in so many unfunny romcoms? As another Jennifer Aniston film gets panned, Ben Walsh leaps to her defence
Jennifer Aniston stars as Elinor Dashwood in Jane Austen's Sense and Sensibility ... no, of course she doesn't. Aniston doesn't do period drama. She is a defiantly modern, all-American actress; a tabloid favourite; one of the faces for L'Oréal and ... wait for it ... the woman who lost Brad Pitt to Angelina Jolie.
And it doesn't matter one jot how much worthy UN work Jolie does, most of us are still stubbornly Team Aniston. Why? Because she's so ordinary, that's why. So very ordinary and accessible with her engaging, genial comments like "I couldn't have found a better man than Brad. He still opens doors for me and brings me flowers. He's the sweetest goofball on the planet". Ouch. That has to hurt now.
The sleek, perma-tanned 40-year-old from Sherman Oaks, California, started out so deliciously perky, all glossy hair and clean teeth, as Rachel in the defiantly upbeat sitcom Friends, but Jennifer Aniston's face appears to become progressively more downcast in every film she appears in. She's morphing into a sort of female Buster Keaton. Her smile is growing fainter and her film choices – or the parts she is being offered – are getting steadily shoddier.
The Independent's film critic, Anthony Quinn, described her latest one-star film, the unfortunately titled Love Happens, starring Aaron Eckhart, where Aniston plays an archery champion turned florist, as a "cry-baby romantic drama" in which "Aniston just about passes muster". The Times went further, saying, "The formula they've come up with is to remove all the comedy, which is a bold choice." The Scotsman go further still, "Love Happens ... there's just not much evidence of it in this dreary romantic drama."
Previous Aniston films have been described as follows: "From the start it misfires on all cylinders" (The Observer on Rumour Has It); "There is something wildly odd about a film that measures human happiness with the whims of a dog (The Times on Marley & Me); and "A heavy-handed and charmless psychological thriller" (The Guardian on Derailed).
Singer John Mayer desperately wants Jennifer Aniston back
London: Now-a-days, the "Gravity" singer John Mayer is shedding tears and desperately needs her ex-girlfriend Jennifer Aniston back.
According to contact music, the sobbing singer reportedly telephoned his ex-girlfriend and begging her to take him back in her life. John Mayer dumped the Hollywood actress in March month this year.
A source has revealed: "John asked Jen if they could go back to seeing each other exclusively. The call came as a massive surprise and of course Jen is delighted with John's announcement - who wouldn't be?"
The 31-year-old singer has reportedly promised her to give his best shot, if she gives him a chance to get back in her life.
The source has also explained to Britain's Look magazine: "John suggested that if all is going well with them in six months, then they can begin discussing marriage and building a life together. Jen was floored! John always seemed so anti-commitment before. But now he's begging Jen for another chance and he's promising to give the relationship his best shot."
Source has also added: "Despite his big plans, John suggested they don't rush into moving in together. She'll keep her house in Beverly Hills, while John will continue to live in Pacific Palisades. I think it's just because he wants to move slowly and avoid mistakes they made previously."
On the other hand, the damsel is busy with her most recently linked Gerard Butler, with whom she stars alongside in two forthcoming segments: The Bounty and Bradley Cooper.
Jennifer Aniston is happy to be single
Hollywood actress Jennifer Aniston doesn't mind being single as she loves her own company.
The former “Friends” star, who hasn't had a boyfriend since her split with singer John Mayer earlier this year, is happy spending time on her own, reported femalefirst.co.uk.
"I don't think you can plan or control love. I think you have to just be willing to take what comes and however it comes. I have a really great relationship with myself and that's a lifelong process. I have a great job, a great family and great friends. I have my health and I love what I do,” she said.
Aniston was in her element on Ellen
Jennifer Aniston was a guest on Ellen yesterday. She is promoting her new film, Love Happens, out this Friday. There’s a slim possibility the film could be delayed by a lawsuit filed by two screenwriters who claim that the story was stolen from them, but that probably won’t happen.
Aniston was in her element on Ellen, and I find her very friendly and likable when she has a good rapport with a host. She’s one of those people who really adjusts based on who she’s with and for that reason her interviews can be hit or miss. Ellen is a good friend of Aniston’s, though, and the two had some cute banter and spent some time catching up. At one point Aniston cracked a self-deprecating joke that made me laugh out loud.
On the tabloids’ fascination with her dating life
Ellen: Let’s talk about your dating life. Why are people so fascinated by it? I’m not asking who you’re dating. How come… they’re always talking about ‘you’re devastated’?
Aniston: I know, how do I get that end of the story every time?
Ellen: How come you’re not devastating people? They should be devastated.
Aniston: I know. How do I do that? I’ve got to talk to the people in those cubicles that are writing up those stories.
Ellen: Change it around. They’re getting the raw end of the deal, losing her. What’s wrong with people?
Aniston: They’ve just got to figure out something more interesting to talk about.
After the break they showed a clip from Love Happens, and were talking about what a great guy Aniston’s costar, Aaron Eckhart, is. Jen cracked a joke that was very subtle and funny. When Ellen said something about not wanting to work with people you don’t get along with, Aniston quipped “I’ve been very lucky though. I’ve really loved everybody that I’ve worked with, literally.” She then looked at the audience and made a funny gesture.
We were next treated to Aniston singing a capella, and she was pretty good. She explained that in her upcoming film, Goree Girls, she plays an inmate who helped start one of the first all-female country bands. The film is a dramatization of a true story from the 1940s. Ellen asked Aniston to sing and she protested at first, saying that Ellen’s people promised they wouldn’t make her sing, but then belted out a very competent version of “I’ve Got a Crush on You.” Did Aniston bring it? I thought she sort-of did. Ellen, who is set to be the fourth judge on American Idol, said she would put her through to the next round.
October cover girl for Australia’s Harper’s Bazaar
Jennifer Aniston is the October cover girl for Australia’s Harper’s Bazaar. The only reason I’m covering it is because it looks like Jennifer actually sat down and did a photo shoot and an interview with the magazine, as opposed to the mag just using an old photo shoot and cobbled-together quotes. At first I did think it was an old photo shoot, because I seemed to remember a very similar/identical pants-less get-up for a photo shoot Jennifer did with People Magazine… that I’ve just looked up. I’ve just been comparing the photos and… yeah… it may be an old photo shoot. Unless Jennifer decided to do yet another photo shoot pants-less, wearing a black v-neck sweater and sitting on a black stool in front of a washed-out blue-grey background. The only difference I can see is that Bazaar seemed to add a jaunty black hat on Jennifer, which I like very much. She should wear hats more often, they look good on her.
While I still have questions about the photo shoot, the interview sounds totally legit. And by “totally legit” I mean “Jennifer says the same things in different ways in most interviews.” The whole interview is to promote Jennifer’s new film, Love Happens, which also stars Aaron Eckhart. He plays a self-help guru, Jennifer plays an “eccentric, unlucky-in-love florist” with great hair, of course. Bazaar calls Aniston’s fashion sense, “classic, almost minimalist” and applauds her “keeping-it-real” style. The author describes Jennifer’s outfit for the sit-down interview: “a pair of snug jeans and a short-sleeved lacy cotton black top, adorned with nothing but her long, flowing hair and a man-style gold Rolex watch.” I prefer men’s watches too. Here’s an excerpt from the interview:
Harper’s Bazaar: How is it that your hair looks so perfect, even in this rainy weather, when everybody else is having a bad-hair day?
Jennifer Aniston: “Um, I have people.”
HB: Several of your recent movies have been about relationships — whether in the dating world or about married couples. Has it been important to you to have closure when a real-life relationship ends?
JA: “I think it’s important to have closure in any relationship that ends — from a romantic relationship to a friendship. You should always have a sense of clarity at the end and know why it began and why it ended. You need that in your life to move cleanly into your next phase.”
HB: Are you still a romantic or have your relationship experiences made you cynical?
JA: “I’m still a romantic. I still believe in love.”
HB: Do you think that women in general do too much in relationships?
JA: “Oh yeah. I think that’s because it’s just instinctual as a woman to be the caretaker of your home. Women complain that men don’t do enough, but it’s your own fault. You train your man to do nothing. You can’t blame someone for not knowing what his or her job should be if you don’t ask for it right off the bat.”
HB: Why do you think the romance goes out of a relationship?
JA: “I think it’s laziness. I really do. I think a good relationship is about collaboration. That’s the way to go in a relationship. I think you just need to talk to each other. Say what you need. Say what you want. That way it’s not threatening. You just need to say, ‘This is important to me.’ Don’t expect your mate to read your mind.”
HB: You seem to imply that your work success is because of luck. Are success and luck the same thing? Is luck how you got to be so successful?
JA: “I don’t know. I’ve never sat and plotted out how I was going to become successful or famous. I just really wanted to work — to do good work — ever since I was at the High School of Performing Arts [in New York]. My Russian acting coach told me I was a disgrace to the Moscow Theatre. So I was determined to prove him wrong and do good work. I’ve never had my eye on a prize. I really wanted to enjoy the passage of time. Before Friends and the success of that I have a graveyard of sitcoms that, thank god, you don’t know about. I was happy to get a job every year, whether it went on or not.”
HB: You’ve talked about doing very different types of roles in various films such as The Break-Up, Derailed, Marley & Me and He’s Just Not That Into You. What are you looking for right now, for yourself, when it comes to film roles?
JA: “Well, I think I’m always looking for good work. You know, dramatic, comedic, whatever it is. Sometimes things come along at the perfect time and it’s sort of fate. Other times, I just want to take some time off until something really wonderful comes along.”
HB: We hear that directing, producing — and even singing — are on the horizon?
JA: “Yes, I like to stretch myself. And I can carry a tune.”
She really is going to try to sing for one of her next films - it’s a project called The Goree Girls. Jennifer is set to produce and star in the film about “a 1940s-set musical centered around a group of incarcerated female country-and-western performers.” There were some rumors that Gerard Butler was going to sign on to play someone in the film, like the band’s promoter or something, but he’s not listed on the pre-production credits yet. There’s also a rumor that The Goree Girls will be Jennifer’s Oscar stab - that she’ll pull a Charlize Theron and ugly it up to play a women’s prison inmate (who sings!). It could work, I guess. It’s like the Charlize method mixed with a dash of Reese Witherspoon. Oscar! But only if Jennifer shanks someone with a toothbrush!
Unbelievable photos of Jennifer Aniston
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Jennifer in Super hot pics
A rare video of obscenity of one of America's most popular actresses. Although she is not totally visibly bare, but technically, she is not wearing any conventional clothings, especially the hot picture of her lying on top of two men. It is total nu-di-ty!
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