Jennifer Crosses Her Legs To Show She Doesn't Welcome Any Dick

Jennifer Aniston is old, weathered, single because no one wants to have a relationship with her, despite her being famous, lipless but still worth f---king, because she’s clearly got an ego or something to prove to the world, you know that she can do better than she did when she got married to Brad Pitt and won’t settle for anyone less than someone of Brad Pitt caliber and she won’t uncross those legs for anyone but her 13 inch black dildo until that person come knocking without realizing that that person doesn’t exist anywhere but in her imagination…..er

Here she is doing her best Turkey Impression, keeping in the Holiday spirit, by showing off something I call the Turkey Neck.

Jennifer's Rare Bikini Pictures

I never get tired of seeing Jennifer Aniston’s hot cougar body in a bikini because let’s be honest, her face isn’t her best asset. Unfortunately, these pictures kind of suck since she is covering up her best ass-et making it difficult for me to judge. I need a little more somethin’ somethin’ to get the creative juices flowing. Let’s hope more pics are made available soon!

Jennifer Aniston is not choosy about guys

Jennifer Aniston Prefers Normal & Funny Guy To Date

It appeared that Jennifer Aniston is not choosy when it comes to men as she prefers a “normal” and “funny” guy.

The actress, who preciously linked to Hollywood actors, described her ideal man as a gentleman. She also explained that a guy should be a normal and nice guy. She also considered someone who is kind and funny.

Jennifer Aniston previously revealed that she’d be prepared to have a child through artificial insemination but it would not be her first choice though.

Angelina spread mean rumours about Jennifer

Los Angeles: Hollywood superstar Angelina Jolie spearheaded a smear campaign against her partner Brad Pitt's ex-wife Jennifer Aniston, claims a new book that promises to reveal the "untold story" behind Hollywood's 'It' couple.

Brangelina by Ian Harperlin claims that the 34-year-old Tomb Raider star who now raises a family of six with Hollywood heartthrob Pitt, waged "a mean-spirited but effective campaign" against Aniston, reported Us magazine.

Pitt had divorced the Friends star and soon went public with his relationship with Jolie, but she did not want to be called a "man-stealer" and began to plant press stories to put the onus of the split on Aniston, claims the book.

"Jolie and her camp, including her manager Geyer Kosinski and brother James Haven, planted press stories in 2005 that painted Aniston in a negative light.

Specifically? That Aniston firmly prioritised her career over starting a family which put her directly at odds with Pitt, who ached for kids," writes Harperlin.

"She was convinced that this is the story that would resonate with all these women who saw her as a man-stealer," the author added.