What took them so long?
Porn giant Hustler is releasing their own take on the Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston feud in Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Angelina vs. Jennifer.
The movie claims to be every man's fantasy come to life by showing Angie and Jen going at it on the red carpet.
Sadie West, the woman playing the beloved Santa Angelina, looks more like the table flipping, screaming whore from Real Housewife of New Jersey, Teresa Giudice.
Watch the clip (below) for a HIGHlarious preview!
Angelina Vs. Jennifer: The WWF version
Jennifer Aniston In The Bounty Hunter Trailer
One of the movies that generated plenty of media attention this year, albeit for reasons related more to the stars in it than for the production itself, is “The Bounty Hunter,” starring the gorgeous Jennifer Aniston and the always charming and occasionally threatening Gerard Butler. The good news is that fans now also get a chance to see what the hubbub was all about as the first trailer for it is out, as EW’s PopWatch confirms.
“The Bounty Hunter” is directed by Andy Tennant, who also made the delicious romantic comedy “Hitch” with Will Smith
a few years ago and, from the looks of the trailer, it will be a blast for fans of the genre. Take two exes, husband and wife, put them in a situation where handcuffs and a visit to the police is required, add some car chases and explosions, and, of course, the chemistry between the two protagonists, and we have an A-class romcom.
This is generally how most movie critics have welcomed the release of this trailer, though there are some who see many similarities between “The Bounty Hunter” and Alicia Silverstone’s “Excess Baggage” (1997). Still, fans believe that Butler and Aniston have what it takes to make of this film a wonderful experience and, at the same time, to take it above the “average” threshold, both in terms of acting and of doing action scenes.
Gerard Butler, for one, has been having an extraordinary year, complete with various releases with varying degree of critical and commercial success (from the warmly received comedy “The Ugly Truth” to the almost overlooked thriller / action sci-fi “Gamer”). To cap it all off, the actor was awarded the International Star of the Year award by Variety magazine at the recent Dubai International Film Festival, as we also reported the other day.
Trainer: Jennifer Aniston Has 'Perfect' Body

Jennifer Aniston's yoga instructor opens up to "Extra" about the actress' "perfect" body.
"Jennifer Aniston is the poster child for health and wellness," says Mandy Ingber, who is working with Aniston to launch her DVD, Yogalosophy.
Aniston even taped an intro for the workout flick, saying, "Mandy has brought yoga into my life. This workout will change your body and your mind."
Ingber returns the compliment.
"Women look to her as the perfect blend... She's very natural. Who has a better body than Jennifer Aniston?" she asks.
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Ingber says she was "very surprised" Aniston was so into yoga.
"She is a very fast-paced person. I wasn't thinking that she was going to like yoga," Ingber tells "Extra." "And then it turned out that it really was something that she loved, and it worked to help her get her body where she wanted it."
Ingber says she "incorporates a lot of different things in to the yoga," during her training sessions with Aniston.
"We'll do cardiovascular work before the yoga, and then incorporate toning exercises with the poses," she explains.
For more details on Aniston's workout routine, tune in to "Extra" tonight!
Jennifer Crosses Her Legs To Show She Doesn't Welcome Any Dick
Jennifer Aniston is old, weathered, single because no one wants to have a relationship with her, despite her being famous, lipless but still worth f---king, because she’s clearly got an ego or something to prove to the world, you know that she can do better than she did when she got married to Brad Pitt and won’t settle for anyone less than someone of Brad Pitt caliber and she won’t uncross those legs for anyone but her 13 inch black dildo until that person come knocking without realizing that that person doesn’t exist anywhere but in her imagination…..er

Here she is doing her best Turkey Impression, keeping in the Holiday spirit, by showing off something I call the Turkey Neck.
Jennifer's Rare Bikini Pictures
I never get tired of seeing Jennifer Aniston’s hot cougar body in a bikini because let’s be honest, her face isn’t her best asset. Unfortunately, these pictures kind of suck since she is covering up her best ass-et making it difficult for me to judge. I need a little more somethin’ somethin’ to get the creative juices flowing. Let’s hope more pics are made available soon!

Jennifer Aniston is not choosy about guys

Jennifer Aniston Prefers Normal & Funny Guy To Date
It appeared that Jennifer Aniston is not choosy when it comes to men as she prefers a “normal” and “funny” guy.
The actress, who preciously linked to Hollywood actors, described her ideal man as a gentleman. She also explained that a guy should be a normal and nice guy. She also considered someone who is kind and funny.
Jennifer Aniston previously revealed that she’d be prepared to have a child through artificial insemination but it would not be her first choice though.
Angelina spread mean rumours about Jennifer


Los Angeles: Hollywood superstar Angelina Jolie spearheaded a smear campaign against her partner Brad Pitt's ex-wife Jennifer Aniston, claims a new book that promises to reveal the "untold story" behind Hollywood's 'It' couple.
Brangelina by Ian Harperlin claims that the 34-year-old Tomb Raider star who now raises a family of six with Hollywood heartthrob Pitt, waged "a mean-spirited but effective campaign" against Aniston, reported Us magazine.
Pitt had divorced the Friends star and soon went public with his relationship with Jolie, but she did not want to be called a "man-stealer" and began to plant press stories to put the onus of the split on Aniston, claims the book.
"Jolie and her camp, including her manager Geyer Kosinski and brother James Haven, planted press stories in 2005 that painted Aniston in a negative light.
Specifically? That Aniston firmly prioritised her career over starting a family which put her directly at odds with Pitt, who ached for kids," writes Harperlin.
"She was convinced that this is the story that would resonate with all these women who saw her as a man-stealer," the author added.