Jen secret meeting with Brad

In a story that definitely wasn't planted by her publicist to get back at that backstabbing bitch Angelina Jolie, In Touch Weekly claims that Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt have been secretly hooking up. Yeah, sure they are:

In an exclusive interview, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s former bodyguard reveals that since Brad and his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston reconnected at the 2009 Academy Awards, they have hooked up four times — three times in LA and once in New York — and even recently shared a passionate kiss. “I know that he still loves her,” the ex-bodyguard Bill, who for security reasons chooses only to be identified by his first name, tells In Touch.

In fact, there was one date that Bill says brought them closer than ever — and since then, their relationship has heated up even more. Brad and Jen arranged a secret meeting at the trails off of Western Canyon Road in Beverly Hills on December 9, Bill says. At 3:30p.m., Jen pulled up to the location in her Bentley, and Brad arrived on his motorcycle. After Brad climbed into Jen’s passenger seat, “They were very cozy, clearly embracing,” Bill reveals for the first time. “Several times, Brad and Jen were hugging and kissing.” After talking and nuzzling for about 30 to 40 minutes, Bill, who was on “paparazzi watch,” advised the pair that they should leave, as photographers were spotted just a few miles away. “Jennifer left first, flashing Brad a quick peace sign and a smile,” says Bill. “Brad jogged back to his motorcycle, drove off and went for an hour bike ride.”

This bodyguard says that for "security reasons" he just wants to go by his first name? Obviously he's not very good at security. Unless Brad has 50 guys named "Bill" on his payroll, this guy's going to stick out more than Nicole Kidman at the Million Man March. Hopefully this whole ordeal has taught Brad how to keep his employees from spilling secrets to the media: always pay your Bill.