Jennifer Losing Momentum?

Here’s Jennifer Aniston at yet another Bounty Hunter premiere looking well, like she always looks, plain. I’m starting to get a little sick of this, everywhere I look there’s Jennifer just standing there in a boring dress, not flashing any cleavage, not giving us a peek up her skirt, not even licking her lips or making sexy faces… Just standing there. She’s so dull, no wonder she can’t keep a man. I bet in bed she just lies there like a starfish. Not that I wouldn’t want to have my way with that starfish, but she needs to spice things up a little. We know she’s got a good body, we’ve seen it in her bikini, give us something. Even just a tighter dress… Anything, I’m begging you.